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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that billionaire Elon Musk just struck deal to purchase Twitter. His reason? To fix Twitter’s many issues, not the least of which is past censorship. Now, some folks on Twitter want him to buy some other companies so he can fix them, too.

Here are some of the suggestions he got: “Elon Musk…please buy Disney as well!”

This suggestion comes while a conflict is brewing between the Governor of Florida and the iconic movie and amusement park company. Maybe Musk could remove the controversy and turn Disney back into the beloved family entertainment company it used to be. That would be Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Canadian radio personality tweeted a suggestion that Musk should buy MTV: “Elon Musk should buy MTV and start showing music videos again…”

That’s a good one! Why doesn’t MTV still show music videos? Those were the days, right? Here’s another one, from GOP activist Avery Pereira: “He should buy the travel channel and make it about traveling again.”

Yes, both great points! Why isn’t the History Channel all about History? Or the Travel Channel all about travel? Elon Musk, we need you to correct these things too!

One of the best suggestions of all was for Musk to buy The View. Then he could even cancel it! They don’t like him anyway, calling him a “troll” and saying his platform would be perfect for the “free speech of straight, white men.”

Wouldn’t that be a blessing? No more Whoopi Goldberg, Sunny Hostin or Joy Behar! Now that’s something we could really celebrate!

I’m sure Elon Musk has a lot on his plate right now, taking over Twitter and reshaping it, running Tesla and exploring outer space with SpaceX. But maybe when he gets time he can look into the rest. Is there anything else you’d like Musk to buy?