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Now for the real news: Moscow’s throwing a nuclear sleepover in Belarus, and NATO’s not invited! In a move that screams high school clique drama, Russia announced its plan to indefinitely park some tactical nukes in Belarus. Talk about a display of “aggressive policies.” But hey, can anyone truly call themselves BFFs until they share their nukes? NATO’s response? Giftin’ Ukraine some depleted uranium shells and F-16s! Because nothing says “let’s de-escalate” like a few billion dollars in military aid. While a Russian game of “take-backsies” with their nuclear weapons could be on the table, that would only happen if Uncle Sam cleaned up his European nuclear toys first. As tensions rise and diplomacy dances on the edge, it looks like there’s no clear resolution unless someone swipes right on a diplomatic Tinder match. But until then, we’ll hold our breath and watch this geopolitical high school drama unfold – that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.