Now for the real news: Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis brings Bud Light’s disastrous marketing into the limelight again, playfully refusing to serve it at a Nevada bar. Will DeSantis replace Budweiser’s Clydesdales as their mascot? Who knows! AB InBev’s global chief marketing officer, Marcel Marcondes, calls it a “wake-up call” but won’t hit the snooze button on an apology. Company meets dizzying downward spiral with a heartfelt tour from CEO Brendan Whitworth, ’cause who wouldn’t want to see more Bud Light execs? Moral of the story: teaming up with Dylan “Brew-ha-ha” Mulvaney? Bad idea. An apology? Apparently too much effort. And that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

