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Now for the real news: democracy teeters as a BlackRock recruiter, Serge Varlay, spills the beans. Apparently, you can buy a senator for just $10K! (Add fries for a mere $2.50.) BlackRock evidently doesn’t only manage $20 trillion; it manipulates markets, wars, and politicians like they’re playing Monopoly. They snicker behind Warhol’s 15 minutes of fame as they ooze into industries like an octopus playing the bongos. Varlay insists war is “real good for business,” and that “normal people” can’t fathom how sneaky BlackRock is when it comes to controlling politicians and media. He sort of has a point. I mean, I can’t even grasp how to use a can opener. Anyway, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.