Now for the real news: Miami’s Mayor Francis Suarez moonwalks out of addressing border wall issues quicker than Michael Jackson in a moonwalk-off. Suarez, a presidential hopeful, swung by Fox Business and, when confronted about the border, decided to dance around the topic like a mime avoiding invisible walls. Fentanyl and collaboration with law enforcement? Sure, he’ll address those. Border wall? Nope, not today. This evasion tactic has us wondering: is Suarez’s loyalty to our nation’s sovereignty, or to his salsa lessons? I mean, the guy attended protests against Trump’s immigration policies and refused to enforce immigration laws. But hey, maybe that just makes him a fun guy for a Taco Tuesday. And that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
Francis Suarez Evades Grilling on Halting Unlawful Extraterrestrial Incursion!
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