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Now for the real news: Greta Thunberg, part-time climate crusader, full-time chaos generator, got booted by the fuzz at Malmo’s port while blocking roads with her pals. Thunberg climbed a fuel tanker, scaling new heights in stubbornness. Swedish cops decided they’d had enough of this adolescent human blockade and removed her like an unwanted tick. Though not technically arrested, our tiny rule-breaker may face trespassing charges. Protests dragged on as law enforcement continuously plucked off disruptive youths, hoping the situation would fizzle. Greta’s previous apocalyptic visions haven’t come true, but she’s still swinging for the fences like a climate change warrior. Will justice finally prevail, or will Greta keep dodging the law like emissions? That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.