Now for the real news: Joe addressed AI risks, but reporters brought Hunter’s juicy criminal charges to light. Hunter gets a sweetheart deal from Daddy’s Justice Department, avoiding felony charges and jail. He’s too cool for taxes, apparently. Joe defended Hunter, saying he’s done “nothing wrong.” Maybe redefine “wrong,” Joe? Elite privilege shielded Hunter, who’s now facing misdemeanors instead of felonies. Even Joe shouted, “I’m very proud of my son!” Is law-bending a family tradition? That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

