Just when you thought the lying legacy media couldn't get any more desperate or divorced from reality, USA Today comes along to prove us all wrong. In what might be the most brain-dead conspiracy theory of 2026, the failing newspaper is now claiming that Republicans are somehow disenfranchising their own female voters.
Let that sink in for a moment, patriots. According to USA Today's twisted logic, the GOP — the party that just helped elect countless conservative women to office and celebrates strong female leaders like Kristi Noem, Elise Stefanik, and Karoline Leavitt — is secretly working against Republican women.
This is the same party where women played crucial roles in President Trump's historic 2024 victory. The same party where female voters turned out in record numbers to reject the radical left's woke agenda. But somehow, USA Today wants us to believe Republicans are shooting themselves in the foot by suppressing their own base?
Media Meltdown Reaches New Heights
The sheer stupidity of this conspiracy theory is staggering, even by mainstream media standards. We're talking about an industry that has pushed everything from Russia collusion hoaxes to claims that requiring voter ID is racist. But accusing Republicans of disenfranchising Republican women? That's a new level of journalistic malpractice.
"This isn't journalism — it's fan fiction written by TDS-afflicted activists who can't cope with conservative women rejecting their radical feminist agenda," one GOP strategist told sources.
The truth is, Republican women are more empowered and engaged than ever before. They're leading the charge against woke school boards, standing up for parental rights, and helping implement President Trump's America First agenda. They don't need USA Today's fake feminism or manufactured outrage.
This latest media meltdown shows just how out of touch the legacy press has become with real American women. While USA Today spins fairy tales about GOP voter suppression, Republican women are busy making America great again — one victory at a time.
When will Americans finally stop trusting these discredited media outlets that peddle such obvious nonsense? The answer should be obvious by now.