Gavin Newsom has finally shown America exactly what he thinks of black voters — and it's not pretty. The California governor, currently on a book tour that looks suspiciously like a shadow presidential campaign, stood before an audience in Atlanta and delivered what might be the most condescending pitch in modern political history.
"I'm a 960 SAT guy," Newsom told the crowd. "You've never seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech."
Let that sink in, Patriots. The governor of the nation's most populous state thinks the way to connect with black Americans is to announce his own intellectual limitations — as if that's something they'd naturally relate to. This isn't outreach. This is racism dressed up as humility.
The Real Scandal: Criminals Walking Free
But while Newsom was busy insulting voters' intelligence in Georgia, the real horror show was unfolding back home in California. Sacramento Sheriff went public with details that should make every American's blood boil.
David Allen Funston — a serial child predator who used candy and toys to lure children as young as three years old — is walking free. A judge once called Funston "the monster that parents fear most." He was sentenced to three consecutive twenty-year terms. He should have died behind bars.
Instead, a law Newsom signed set him free.
The Sheriff described thousands of pages of arrest reports detailing horrific abuse across the Sacramento region. Children as young as three to seven years old, lured with Barbie dolls and candy, victimized in ways too disturbing to describe. And now their abuser walks among them again — thanks to Gavin Newsom's "elderly parole" program.
Pardoning Attempted Murderers to Block Trump
As if releasing child predators wasn't enough, the Washington Times and New York Post broke another bombshell story wide open. Newsom issued a pardon to Samboon Faye Mani, an illegal immigrant convicted on ten counts of premeditated attempted murder — effectively shielding him from ICE deportation under the Trump administration's enforcement agenda.
Ten counts. Not a misunderstanding. Not a youthful mistake. Premeditated attempted murder ten separate times, and Newsom erased it with a signature to obstruct federal immigration law.
This is what "sanctuary" really means, folks: protecting violent criminals from the consequences of their actions while American citizens bear the risk.
Democrats in Panic Mode
The backlash has Democrats scrambling. Illinois Democrat Representative Jonathan Jackson went on camera and called black Republicans "insane" — revealing just how rattled the left is by growing minority support for the America First movement.
"Republican blacks are like out of their mind, they're insane,"
Jackson said, apparently unaware that insulting black voters for thinking independently isn't exactly a winning strategy.
Meanwhile, Newsom himself went on the offensive, calling President Trump a "jackass" on national television. Classic deflection from a man whose policies have turned California into a sanctuary for predators and violent criminals.
The Mask Is Off
Here's what Newsom doesn't want you to know: He's not actually stupid. He attended Santa Clara University and comes from extreme wealth. This man is pretending to be intellectually limited to pander to voters he clearly looks down upon.
While telling black Americans "I can't read, just like you," he's simultaneously releasing the monsters who prey on their children and pardoning violent criminals to score political points against Trump.
This is the Democrat Party in 2026: racist pandering combined with pro-criminal policies designed to destroy American communities from within.
President Trump would never insult Americans this way while simultaneously endangering them. The contrast between America First leadership and this woke disaster couldn't be clearer.
Does Newsom's racist condescension while pardoning violent criminals disqualify him from any future presidential run? Patriots already know the answer.