Remember all those Hollywood celebrities and liberal elites who swore they'd leave America if Donald Trump won in 2024? Well, Secretary of State Marco Rubio just made their exodus a whole lot easier.
In a move that's sure to delight patriots nationwide, Rubio's State Department has quietly implemented new procedures to expedite passport applications and renewals, effectively removing bureaucratic roadblocks that might keep America-hating leftists trapped in the country they claim to despise.
"We're simply making government more efficient," a State Department official told reporters, though the timing couldn't be more perfect for the countless liberals who made dramatic promises to abandon ship if Trump returned to the White House.
"If Donald Trump wins, I'm leaving the country," became the rallying cry of the unhinged left during the 2024 campaign season.
From Hollywood A-listers to blue-checkmark Twitter warriors, the threat was everywhere. Yet here we are, three weeks into Trump's second term, and most of these vocal critics are still polluting our airwaves with their constant whining instead of packing their bags.
Put Up or Shut Up Time
Rubio's streamlined passport process removes their last excuse. No longer can these perpetual complainers claim government red tape is preventing their dramatic departure to whatever socialist paradise they think will welcome them with open arms.
The irony is delicious: Trump's own Secretary of State is literally making it easier for his critics to self-deport. It's almost like the administration is calling their bluff – and we all know how this ends.
These are the same people who lecture everyday Americans about patriotism while threatening to abandon the country the moment things don't go their way. They treat citizenship like a subscription service they can cancel when they don't like the programming.
So here's a message to all the virtue-signaling celebrities, corrupt politicians, and Twitter activists who promised to leave: Marco Rubio just removed every obstacle in your path. The airports are open, the passports are processed, and frankly, most of us won't miss you.
The question now is simple: Will they finally put their money where their mouths are, or will they continue proving that their threats were nothing more than empty tantrums from spoiled children who can't handle losing?