The White House, usually drowning in political toxicity, got a dose of actual toxicity with a hazmat scare. The kicker? Cocaine hydrochloride was found. Was it to numb the pains of bad policies? Jokes aside, everyone’s asking – is this Hunter Biden’s doing? He’s no stranger to white powdery substances, after all. But wait, the substance is “non-hazardous,” says D.C. Emergency Medical. Sure, if you’re a Hollywood celebrity. But we’re talking about the White House here! Seems like the nation’s capital had a movie-esque day, with a hazmat team, cocaine, and even Molotov cocktails making an appearance elsewhere. All this while Hunter’s dear dad is inside! Coincidence?
