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WOKE MADNESS: Canadian Leftist Creates IMPOSSIBLE 17-Letter 'Inclusive' Acronym That Even WiFi Can't Handle

Gary FranchiApril 10, 2026161 views
WOKE MADNESS: Canadian Leftist Creates IMPOSSIBLE 17-Letter 'Inclusive' Acronym That Even WiFi Can't Handle
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The left's obsession with woke inclusivity has reached peak insanity, and now even our neighbors to the north are creating acronyms so ridiculous they'd crash your WiFi router.

Canadian "New Democratic Party" lawmaker Leah Gazan has unveiled what might be the most absurd example of progressive virtue signaling yet: MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. Yes, you read that correctly - that's 17 letters of pure leftist madness.

Washington Examiner columnist Joe Concha perfectly captured the ridiculousness during an appearance on Sean Hannity's show Thursday night, quipping that the term is "impossible to remember in terms of a WiFi password."

This is what happens when the woke mob runs out of real problems to solve, folks. Instead of focusing on the kitchen table issues that matter to hardworking families - like the economy, border security, and keeping our communities safe - these progressive politicians are busy creating acronyms longer than most people's grocery lists.

"It's impossible to remember in terms of a WiFi password," Concha said, highlighting just how far off the rails the inclusivity movement has gone.

While President Trump is working tirelessly to restore common sense to America with his "America First" agenda, our northern neighbors are apparently competing to see who can create the most unpronounceable collection of letters. This is the kind of woke nonsense that drove millions of Americans to vote for Trump's return to the White House.

The fact that we're even discussing a 17-letter acronym shows how completely detached the radical left has become from reality. Regular Americans don't have time to memorize alphabet soup - they're too busy working real jobs, raising families, and trying to make ends meet under the crushing weight of failed leftist policies.

This Canadian chaos should serve as a warning to every American: this is your country on woke ideology. Thank God we have President Trump back in the Oval Office, rolling back the radical agenda and restoring sanity to government.

How long before these progressive politicians run out of letters in the alphabet? And more importantly, when will they start focusing on actual governing instead of virtue signaling competitions?

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Gary Franchi

Award-winning journalist covering breaking news, politics & culture for Next News Network.

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PatriotMom2024VerifiedApr 11, 2026
This is exactly what happens when virtue signaling goes too far. When your acronym is so long that technology can't even handle it, maybe it's time to step back and ask if you've lost touch with reality.
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CommonSenseCanadaVerifiedApr 11, 2026
Couldn't agree more! At some point we need to focus on actually helping people instead of endless alphabet soup.
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TruckDriverDaveVerifiedApr 11, 2026
I work in IT and this WiFi thing is hilarious but also terrifying. Are we really going to redesign our entire infrastructure because someone invented a new letter combination every week?