They're back at it again, folks. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry—the Duke and Duchess of absolutely nothing—are currently embarrassing themselves on a four-day tour of Australia that royal insiders are brutally calling a "rent-a-royal" tour.
And honestly? That's being generous.
These two attention-seeking has-beens are desperately trying to maintain relevance after torching their relationship with the British Royal Family and fleeing to California to complain about their privileged lives to Oprah Winfrey. Now they're apparently for hire, playing dress-up as royals for anyone willing to foot the bill.
The timing couldn't be more telling. While President Trump is busy Making America Great Again and delivering real results for hardworking Americans, these two woke celebrities are gallivanting around Australia pretending they still matter on the world stage.
Royal Insiders Aren't Holding Back
According to sources close to the situation, even royal watchers are cringing at this spectacle. The "rent-a-royal" label tells you everything you need to know about how seriously the establishment takes Harry and Meghan's latest publicity stunt.
Remember, this is the same Meghan who spent years trashing America before marrying into the Royal Family, then spent even more time trashing the Royal Family after cashing in on the royal connection. Now she's back to playing princess when it's convenient—and profitable.
"They're making absolute fools of themselves, as they do," one insider noted, and truer words have never been spoken.
While real leaders like President Trump are focused on securing our borders, bringing jobs back to America, and putting America First, these two are focused on their next photo opportunity and Netflix deal.
The American people deserve better role models than a failed Hollywood actress and her weak-willed husband who abandoned his own family for fame and fortune in liberal California.
It's time to stop giving these attention-seeking celebrities the platform they desperately crave. Shouldn't we be celebrating Americans who actually contribute to our country instead of those who constantly complain about it?