Now for the real news, Schiff-ski’s aiming for tyrannical gold! Adam Schiff recently boasted about making Trump’s “Naughty List.” Congrats, bud! Schiff-dazzle worries about Trump potentially playing musical chairs with the Justice Department, imprisoning his enemies – how melodramatic! Kev Mc-C tweets disapproval, accuses Schiff of engaging in Democratic domain shenanigans. From Capitol investigation to impeachment festivities, Schiff’s resume places him in the political spotlight. But with great power comes great… resentment. You get the idea. Despite backlash, Schiff’s stubborn as a mule, ready to fight the good fight against GOP villains! Remember, kids: don’t engage in political tiffs or you might end up on Trump’s Not-So-Nice list. Anyway, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
