Now for the real news: Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib urges radical environmentalists to be “more aggressive” with fossil fuel protests. Joined by Climate Defiance and Declare Emergency members, she hosts an ill-advised video call pushing for direct action. But wait – aren’t these groups known for destruction? Roger Hallam’s climate crew once cost London millions in damages! And who can forget Tim Martin’s unfortunate Degas painting incident? Along with other Tlaib-endorsed bandits, these climate crusaders have wreaked havoc in multiple cities, putting public safety at risk. While Rashida’s Squad membership amplifies her outrageousness, this fresh call to arms only fuels more chaos and mayhem. Citizens, brace for the coming eco-showdowns, and that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
