Now for the real news: brace yourselves for a Fast and Furious, Texas-style tale of a migrant smuggler and the wild highway chase that left everyone shaken. Speeding like there wasn’t a care in the world, our daredevil driver played “catch me if you can” at a stunning 115 MPH with the fuzz. But what’s more thrilling than the dramatic crash through a ranch fence? The footrace to catch ’em all, of course! Thanks to the tag-team of Texas and Florida Highway Patrols, two migrants and our fearless driver met their match. Turns out these stunt-driver wanna-bes got into the game through WhatsApp and social media luring. Despite Title 42 not slowing smuggling down, Operation Lone Star’s hard at work, inspiring hope for edge-of-your-seat fans everywhere. And that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
