In an absolutely shocking turn of events, Trump allies from the House Freedom Caucus mounted a fierce defense of the former president outside his hush money trial. As tensions ran high, a UHaul truck suddenly appeared and released an astonishing number of pink balloons, each featuring the faces of DA Alvin Bragg, Judge Merchan, and Jack Smith – all in the shape of male genitalia! Witnesses were left in utter disbelief as the bizarre display floated above the courthouse. The Freedom Caucus, led by Rep. Matt Gaetz, held a press conference where they passionately defended Trump and accused the trial of being a “corrupt sham.” They slammed star witness Michael Cohen as a “perjurer in chief” and questioned the impartiality of the judge, whose daughter is a leading Democratic fundraiser. Reps. Bob Good, Anna Paulina Luna, Lauren Boebert, and Andy Ogles also spoke out, accusing Democrats of trying to rig the election and interfere with Trump’s campaign. They vowed to stand with the former president, calling the trial a “persecution” and a “joke.” This shocking display of support from Trump allies, combined with the surreal balloon spectacle, has left onlookers stunned and wondering what will happen next in this highly controversial trial.
