While President Trump's administration works overtime to secure our borders from human invaders, even the animal kingdom is sending a clear message: America is still the land of opportunity that everyone - including a clever red fox - wants to call home.
This past Sunday, immigration authorities discovered an unexpected stowaway aboard a shipment of automobiles from the United Kingdom. A red fox (Vulpes vulpes) had apparently decided that life under Britain's socialist policies wasn't cutting it anymore and took matters into his own paws.
The resourceful critter managed to slip past UK export controls and survive an entire ocean voyage, demonstrating the kind of determination and ingenuity that built this great nation. While we can hardly blame this foxy entrepreneur for wanting to trade European decline for the American Dream, even four-legged immigrants need to follow proper procedures.
Even Animals Recognize American Greatness
Think about it, patriots - while liberal elites constantly bash America and claim other countries do everything better, here's a wild animal that instinctively knew where the good life really is. This fox didn't try to sneak into Germany, France, or any other European 'paradise' the left keeps promoting. Nope, he set his sights on the United States of America.
"We generally take a strong line against anyone slipping across our national borders without the proper legalities, but once in a while, someone just impresses us with their foxy wiles," noted immigration observers.
Of course, unlike the human border jumpers who often come with criminal records and drain our social services, this little guy was just looking for a better life and probably would have contributed to pest control. Unfortunately, even the most sympathetic cases must follow the law - something the Biden regime never understood during their border disaster.
The fox was safely returned to the UK, where he'll have to settle for fish and chips instead of American freedom. But his story serves as yet another reminder that America remains the shining city on a hill that even the animal kingdom recognizes as exceptional.
Makes you wonder: if a fox can see what makes America great, why can't progressive Democrats?