Now for the real news: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, clearly a fan of Monopoly, wants to spend $25 million in taxpayer cash to pay rent for 6,500 illegal aliens. Why? Because nothing says “prioritize legal residents” like making board game moves with real lives. In the Windy City, where rent prices blow away paychecks, Johnson’s master plan involves turning Gage Park’s sports center into a cozy bachelor pad for over 300 mostly single male border crossers. Talk about a home run! Research, facts, and even left-wing publications agree: mass immigration inflates housing costs. But hey, who needs facts when there’s a whole city to gentrify? With policies like these, American citizens might as well be playing a never-ending game of Chutes and Ladders. So, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
