There are growing concerns around President Biden’s public communications, as his speaking gaffes have seemingly become the norm rather than just isolated incidents. Potentially troubling signs of cognitive declines are hard to ignore as he often appears disoriented and oftentimes, his public speeches diverge from official White House documentation. Moreover, his handlers’ constant interventions, whether cutting his mic, maneuvering him on stage, or repelling inquiring media, suggest a disconcerting predicament. Such stark irregularities stir questions about Biden’s effectiveness and capacity to effectively preside over the nation’s affairs.