Now for the real news, our gal Boebert just flipped Capitol politics like IHOP pancakes, launching a Biden impeachment party. Apparently, the commander-in-chief accidentally put Uncle Sam’s house keys on eBay for cartels. Border chaos, fentanyl, and sex trafficking? Sounds wilder than my last family reunion. Two words: dereliction and duty. Will the Congress members drop a vote or just drop the ball? Better buckle up, folks; it’s getting rowdy in DC. Anyway, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
