Now for the real news: Trump’s back and swinging like Tarzan with his shiny new Agenda47. Can you say impoundment, folks? That’s right, Donny’s digging deep into the Constitution, blowing the dust off to save us from Biden-induced financial doom. Trump’s out to choke the Deep State’s allowance – don’t worry, Grandma, Medicare’s safe. It’s like robbing the rich to keep the poor… un-impoverished? Trump’s got Twitter fingers replaced with money-saving guns, and the Beltway better duck. Will this blast-from-the-past solution save us from today’s inflation heartache? Stay tuned, America, Trump’s got a vintage recipe for fiscal freedom. And that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
