June 24, 2023

Now for the real news: a federal judge overturned Arkansas’ ban on child sex changes, causing outrage from Republican Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. U.S. District Judge James M. Moody dismantled the state’s legislation aimed to protect minors from irreversible procedures such as puberty-blocking hormones and sex change surgeries. Governor Sanders denounced the ruling as activism pushing a political agenda at the expense of children’s well-being. The decision raises concerns over long-term consequences of medical interventions on minors and seemingly supports a radical vision of America where shielding kids is inappropriate. By blocking the ban, Judge Moody sides with activists, jeopardizing Arkansas’ youth. Governor Sanders argues these treatments aren’t medically necessary and will appeal the decision, vowing to fight for children’s protection against ideological manipulation. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: The border crisis escalates as the latest CBP report reveals the Biden administration’s failure to secure the border after lifting Title 42. May statistics show a concerning 169,244 illegal immigrants encountered between the U.S.-Mexico border ports, prompting urgent attention. The CBP One app, initially designed for asylum claims, has been exploited as 28,696 individuals secured appointments, overwhelming border enforcement. The total encounters reached 204,561 in May, sans the uncounted “gotaways.” CBP Commissioner Troy Miller calls for continuous monitoring and adjustment as the daily Border Patrol encounters exceed manageability. Congressional Republicans blame the Biden administration for paroling a massive number of individuals through the app, violating the law and undermining national security. The border chaos demands immediate action to protect Americans and enforce the law. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: ABC’s legal expert claims Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden’s son, faced harsher treatment due to his last name, suggesting potential bias in the Justice Department’s decision-making. Republicans have long targeted Hunter’s financial dealings and recent legal issues. The President stands by his son, despite Republican criticisms. ABC’s Dan Abrams argues that if Hunter wasn’t a Biden, he might not have been prosecuted. This case raises questions about fairness and objectivity in the justice system, especially regarding politically-connected individuals. Opponents of the Biden administration use this as evidence of systemic corruption and favoritism. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: Rep. Matt Gaetz fiercely accused Special Counsel John Durham of a cover-up during a House Judiciary Committee hearing, scrutinizing the Russia investigation into Trump’s 2016 campaign. Gaetz grilled Durham on critical issues such as the failure to locate Joseph Mifsud, the wiping of Mueller’s team phones, and an alleged government investigator contacting Papadopolous. Gaetz was dissatisfied with insufficient punishments and omissions in Durham’s report. Ultimately, Gaetz’s unwavering determination to demand justice showcased the need for true accountability and transparency in these investigations. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, clearly a fan of Monopoly, wants to spend $25 million in taxpayer cash to pay rent for 6,500 illegal aliens. Why? Because nothing says “prioritize legal residents” like making board game moves with real lives. In the Windy City, where rent prices blow away paychecks, Johnson’s master plan involves turning Gage Park’s sports center into a cozy bachelor pad for over 300 mostly single male border crossers. Talk about a home run! Research, facts, and even left-wing publications agree: mass immigration inflates housing costs. But hey, who needs facts when there’s a whole city to gentrify? With policies like these, American citizens might as well be playing a never-ending game of Chutes and Ladders. So, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: Hunter Biden’s latest escapade has Florida-based rapper Kodak Black’s lawyer comparing plea deals and shaking his head at the two-tiered justice system. See, Kodak served three years for the same crime, yet Hunter’s just chilling. Talk about privilege, huh? In a mind-boggling twist, the Department of Justice skips its own policies and leaves Hunter off the hook, adding another scandalous tale to the Biden family saga. Apparently, they’ve got recordings stashed away to keep their international bribery deals quiet. Talk about a political blockbuster! With the Republican Party revving their investigation engines, it’s time to ask: when will the powerful elite face the music? In a nutshell, justice should be blind, not based on connections. But hey, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre hopped aboard the fantasy express, saying President Biden is the most accomplished prez ever (insert eye roll here). Her delusional praise stretched from his “ambitious climate agenda” (code for job losses and pricey gas) to his oh-so-amazing Inflation Reduction Act (more like wallet-emptying act). She glossed over his flip-floppy foreign policy on Taiwan, too, conveniently ignoring Blinken’s recent about-face. The truth: Biden’s so-called accomplishments are leaving the economy battered and national security in jeopardy. Karine might need a reality check before touting Tall Tale Joe as a legendary president. Well, that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.

Now for the real news: Joe addressed AI risks, but reporters brought Hunter’s juicy criminal charges to light. Hunter gets a sweetheart deal from Daddy’s Justice Department, avoiding felony charges and jail. He’s too cool for taxes, apparently. Joe defended Hunter, saying he’s done “nothing wrong.” Maybe redefine “wrong,” Joe? Elite privilege shielded Hunter, who’s now facing misdemeanors instead of felonies. Even Joe shouted, “I’m very proud of my son!” Is law-bending a family tradition? That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.