Now for the real news: Biden channels his inner Marty McFly, seemingly time-traveling in a climate change speech straight outta’ 2020! Was it a DeLorean stuck in reverse gear causing our President’s missteps? Hello, McFly! In Santa Clara County, Joe took the stage, pledging to conserve 30% of all lands and waters by… 2020 #timetravel! His train of thought skidded off the rails, stopping midsentence, confused by his own claims. Next, Rep. Anna Eshoo practically dragged him, as disoriented as a time traveler a few gigawatts short! It’s a “Back to the Future” sequel we didn’t know we needed but definitely didn’t want. Are we stuck with a dazed Doc Brown? Is it time for the 25th Amendment? 2022 midterms, let’s get back to our future now! Oh, and that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
