It’s a grand spectacle! The world-renowned Trump impersonator, Shawn Farash, has once again made headlines, this time leaving a searing voicemail for none other than the recently censured Adam Schiff.
Tucker Carlson dares to expose the relentless hatred that mainstream media harbors for RFK Jr., revealing the true nature of the battle between truth and conspiracy. Brace yourself for the
Now for the real news, Bud Light’s been caught in a sour storm. Their partnership with trans activist, Dylan Mulvaney, has sparked a months-long boycott. Forget the taste; it’s the bitter betrayal of traditional American values that’s leaving customers parched. The result? Shrinking shelf and warehouse space for our once-beloved beer. Hospitality guru Jon Taffer suggests a simple antidote: Re-embrace Bud Light’s great American roots. Yet, Anheuser-Busch’s response? More summer ads promising ‘easy to drink, easy to enjoy’…oops, they missed the point. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
Bud Light’s attempt at a “safe” return to Twitter blew up spectacularly, as its painfully dull ad became the butt of the joke. Trying to erase past controversies and present
Now for the real news, the American Medical Association (AMA) has recently gone on a health detour, calling BMI – body mass index, not Big Mac index, folks – ‘racist’. Apparently, it has a ‘racist’ past causing ‘historical harm’. Who knew numbers could hold grudges? In the AMA’s parallel universe, the simple calculation of weight-to-height ratio apparently carries bigotry. The AMA’s brilliant solution? Swap BMI for time-consuming, expensive measures. Yes, let’s fix what ain’t broken, shall we? That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
A web of deceit seems to shroud the Biden administration, as they exploit the catastrophic Titan disaster to mask the misdeeds of Hunter Biden and bury a groundbreaking Blackrock expose.
Take a ride back in time at the upcoming Fan Expo Chicago. With its doors set to open this summer, the expo is going all-in with an unparalleled Back to
Now for the real news, Biden’s latest public appearance has left more questions than answers. During his ‘Climate Crisis 101’ in California, he pledged to conserve 30% of federal lands “by 2020.” Talk about a late pledge! But, he didn’t stop there. Last week, he ended his gun control speech with the cryptic farewell, “God save the queen, man.” Maybe, just maybe, he was paying homage to the British punk band? Or was it an SOS call? Either way, it’s clear that Biden’s press conference bingo is giving us all a run for our money. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
Now for the real news, San Francisco’s Union Square is more like a ghost town, thanks to crime and homelessness. AT&T’s flagship store on Powell Street, once a retail giant, is pulling the plug August 1. It’s a chain reaction with Cinemark closing its theater and Westfield Mall considering locking its doors for good. Nearly half of Union Square’s retailers have vanished since 2019. Even Whole Foods and Office Depot are getting out of Dodge. Tragic tech-exec murders and skyrocketing drug-related deaths seem to be the new ‘attractions’. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
Now for the real news, Democrats are playing Santa with our federal benefits! The LIFT the BAR Act, introduced last week, plans to sprinkle Medicaid, food stamps, and other treats to immigrants, without the 5-year wait! According to FAIR, it’s Christmas even for illegal immigrants with deferred deportations. Congress had the 5-year delay to avoid freeloading, but progressives like Pramila Jayapal and Mazie Hirono seem to think common-sense only applies to citizens. I guess assimilation and respecting legal processes are too 1996 for them. That’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
In an unprecedented turn of events, the tech landscape’s titans, SpaceX’s visionary, Elon Musk, and Meta’s mastermind, Mark Zuckerberg, are stepping out of Silicon Valley’s boardrooms into a Vegas Octagon.
Now for the real news, Governor Wes “More-or-Less” Moore seems to have a master plan for making kids dumber and less confident. In a chat with fellow smarty-pants Jen Psaki, he denied that book bans are about shielding kids from guilt. Instead, it’s all about turning children into ironically powerless superheroes, fighting the forces of knowledge! While claiming to protect students, Governor Moore loves diving into the risky pool of “gender affirming care.” Ah, hypocrisy! Preaching protection while supporting policies that, in effect, castrate children both figuratively and literally. Smooth move, Guv! Let’s talk book banning: our buddy Wes believes teaching black queer theory in African American Studies courses is vital. Conservatives, on the other hand, prefer an open dialogue and balanced education. Meanwhile, the “Not-so-wise” Moore seems quite fond of heavy-handed, one-sided narratives. Eek! To sum it all up, it’s essential to expose Governor Moore’s secret sauce recipe for educational disaster and demand a balanced, empowering curriculum. Because our kids deserve better, and that’s all I’ve got. Get the rest, tap the link in our bio.
