It’s no secret that loser outgoing congressman Adam Kinzinger, whose own family disowned him, has thin skin. He cries at the drop of a hat and now he’s lashing out after a cartoon Cat posted an image on twitter that was just too much for him to bear.
As the cartoon cat laughed in delight at seeing the latest meme, a man watching from a distance felt his heart fill with envy. He had recently lost everything- his job, his home, his family, and his dignity. And now here was this little cat, living life to the fullest and enjoying every moment. The man couldn’t help but feel that the world was laughing at him.
But he couldn’t just let the cat keep enjoying itself while he suffered. So he hatched a plan to end the cat’s joy once and for all. On that cold November afternoon, as the kitten’s paws shared their joy with the world, the man approached him with malice in his heart, deciding that violence was the only way to end the joy of that little kitty.
In a cartoon posted on Monday, Catturd2 commented on the Ukrainian crisis, writing on Twitter, “It’s dumb that I’m laughing way too hard at this.”
The “This” he was referring to was a picture of a crying liberal soaking in his own tears and urine.
Kinzinger jumped into action, wasting no time in firing off a tweet that read, “Literal evil. If I met you in person it would not end well… for you. Sicko. Trolls who have never done a thing in their life pretend to be patriots and laugh at real warriors.”
Still full of joy, and refusing to let the disgraced and depressed congressman from stealing his happiness, the cartoon cat showed the world what the man had done, threatening violence against him, tweeting, “Sitting congressman threatens violence against a U.S. citizen over laughing at a meme they found funny. 😂 I can’t stop laughing at this infant.”
And that is how this story ends. The moral being never let a disgraced, unhinged loser, whose career is over, try to steal your joy.
The Cartoon Cat was strong that day. It may have been a cold November Monday afternoon, but the brisk fall air was refreshing as it hinted at the cold winter to come. The leaves were changing colors and the birds were singing. Cartoon Cat had just won another victory against the disgraced and depressed congressman from stealing his happiness.
“Ha!” Cartoon Cat laughed. “You can’t steal my happiness, Adam Kinzinger! I won’t let you!”
The congressman, Adam Kinzinger, had been acting a bit unhinged lately. He was always yelling on TV or posting angry tweets because he knew his joy was gone. Perhaps he should be looking for a job instead of harassing cartoon cats.